Today’s Terrorist Joke

In case I left the terrorists out of yesterday’s posting I give you today’s light heartedness….

Atlanta ATC: ‘Tower to Saudi Air 511 – You’re cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R’

Saudi Air: ‘Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised.’

Atlanta ATC: ‘Tower to Iran Air 711 – You’re cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.’

Iran Air: ‘Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R. –
Allah is Great.’

Pause…

Saudi Air: ‘ ATLANTA ATC – ATLANTA ATC’

Atlanta ATC: ‘Go ahead Saudi Air 511.’

Saudi Air: ‘YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.’

Atlanta ATC: ‘Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y’all be careful now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us …’

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